Dark Dungeons: play a ninja

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14

Last time on Harry Potter and the Undulating Derrière, there was no sign of a plot until the very last scene. Because Hogwarts Exposed.

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 13

How do you follow an arc which pits our heroes against an evil Minister for Magic, the most powerful person in the wizarding world given over to the service of the dark arts? With their most evil opponent yet, of course: an ultra-camp Richard Simmons expy with a fetish for impractical costumes. And also the reborn Salazar Slytherin, but who cares about him?

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Hogwarts Exposed: TUESDAY!

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12

Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

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In This World and the Next Chapter 14

ITWATN has no surprises left, or so I thought. We've had Percy being fed to Fluffy for nothing at all. We've had Ron (but not Ginny, Neville or Luna) being inherently prone to blood supremacy, which justifies a group of nominal adults victimising an eleven-year-old. We've had, of course, a "shit wizard" being somehow able to overpower Hermione twice. There's half the story left, but how much more WTFery can there be? Plenty, as it turns out.

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Dark Dungeons: play a ninja

In This World and the Next Chapter 13

It took a while, but it's finally here. Here we learn exactly why Lord Potter (and by extension the author) thinks that Ron needs to be killed for something his future self did in another timeline. And it's as bad as you think it is.

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Dark Dungeons: play a ninja

In This World and the Next Chapter 12

In which Lord Potter takes the Hogwarts students to Thorpe Park in between plotting murder. As you do.

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Dark Dungeons: play a ninja

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11

This chapter is called "Driving the Point Home" and I'll just let that speak for itself.

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Dark Dungeons: play a ninja

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

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Hogwarts Exposed: Hooch: om nom nom

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

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Hogwarts Exposed: Hooch: om nom nom

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8

This chapter is titled "The Milk of Life", and not since Chapter 22 of Too Exposed was called "Joining" have I been more disturbed by a chapter title.

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